The Chip Kelly Experience Begins in Philly

Albert Breer of the NFL network is reporting the Eagles have reportedly agreed to a two-year deal with quarterback Dennis Dixon.
Dixon played for Eagles coach Chip Kelly at Oregon and for the Steelers from 2008-2010. Last season he was a practice squad player for the Ravens. (I guess we can call him Super Bowl Champion Dennis Dixon.)

They restructured Michael Vick's deal because...um...so...I have no idea. Vick hasn't been good since first incarnation of Destiny's Child. Why not bring in Akili Smith Chip? Dude is probably looking for work.

Nick Foles? Sorry Nick I hope you're renting. The Chiefs are interested in Nick but then the Chiefs are probably interested in any quarterback with at least one arm, a pulse, and some ability to throw.

Let's recap the Chiefs signal callers:

Matt Cassell, speaking of renting, I hope you are as well Matt.

Brady Quinn, you said it best in that one commercial you did, "Now I'm done."

Ricky Stanzi, you were average at Iowa Ricky. Perhaps a name change, look what it did for Rick Schroeder.

Alex Tanney, OK honestly I had to google you Alex. According to Wikipedia, you were the starting QB for the Monmouth Fighting Scots and are "widely considered to be one of the best Division III quarterbacks of all time. That's great for you.

Posted on February 16, 2013 and filed under Sports.