UTSA and Texas State are coming into their own as rivals and uneasy neighbors. The proximity breeds discontent, but the twittersphere lets everyone in on the fun. It's only Wednesday and the twitter muscles are flexing. Consider us neutral observers, like the UN but you know with some form of power and actual live bullets at our disposal. We'll add to this as the week goes on. And of course if you have a tweet that needs to be added come @ us bro.
Let's check in on the festivities.
Oh yes, your women are way easier than our women. Tale as old as time. There's no way to prove your hypothesis, but rest assured there are a dozens of 19 year old aspiring anatomy majors ready to start the study.
This guy is setting realistic expectations and we respect that.
Fortify yourself with carbs and you'll be golden.
I'm not sure if my liver is ready for TXST vs UTSA— linds (@lalalalindsaay) September 18, 2017
When I'm trying to make a point, a bar chart is the pro move.
This guy's winning. #presidentialburn
Remember when LBJ put his presidential library at UT lol— brand under review (@mhachtx) September 20, 2017
Careful now, Hillary's people are known to put in work.
Then there's this guy. So many of this guy.
Still can't spell nutsack without UTSA ¯\_(ツ)_/¯— Bugs Bunny🐰 (@Mason_411) September 21, 2017
So, so much.
Now we're freaking out. Man.
It's a non-sequitur, but the trophy for this game leaves a lot to be desired. Looks like the 14-3A District Champs trophy that sits next to the principal's office.
We spent five minutes on GIMP and created what we believe to be the definitive UTSA/Texas State trophy. Simple, culturally appropriate, and pragmatic.
We give you "The Keg." Imagine the winning team tapping this sucker at midfield and hoisting their coach up for a keg stand then running round the stadium shooting fans with celebratory suds. It's magical.
Just when you thought Crying Jordan was overused and played out, someone goes and totally redeems it!
(I enjoy gas station tacos. I'm going to go rethink some things.)
TEXAS STATE'S BEST TACOS ARE IN A GAS STATION— Adrian B. (@bermudezmedia) September 21, 2017
Literal I-35 Rivalry
Ok, maybe we're crossing a line here. Maybe.
Texas State: The Environmental Choice.
First they came for the bubble man.
What are the chances that sheet's ever been washed?
She seems lovely.
No shit you can't spell nutsack without UTSA. We were founded in 1969 so we can rub that shit all up in your face when we win.— Ki-Mei C. Dyo (@KimeiDyo) September 21, 2017
These guys get it.
One thing we can all agree on:— Barstool UTSA (@BarstoolUTSA) September 21, 2017
UTSA vs TXST is the #1 active orange vs maroon college football series in Texas