There is a time for all-hair teams and then there is a time for action. Now is the time for action. We've taken the liberty of penning a letter to a few critical Athletic Directors with formal invites to the new Southwest Conference. It's an open invite to right a wrong and correct history. We'll start with Texas AD Chris Del Conte. Del Conte's agreement is important but then if he doesn't, as MTV's "My Super Sweet 16" taught us, just go ahead and have the party anyway and they'll get jealous and show up and of course we'll let them in after an awkward apology.
Just check yes Chris. Say no to racism.