Someday, when you’re old and tired and you’re bouncing your grandchild on your knee, probably drunk. Both of you. You’ll tell them about the great Texas State/UTSA games of the Trump era, when men were men, and bedsheets were billboards.
Behold, it cometh and it brings genitalia and diploma references with it. Do your thing Bobcats. Show us your best UTSA fans. We’re just here watching wildlife in all its natural beauty.
You want us on this wall, you need us on this well.